Boobs, Hormones, Panties, and Courtship

Sometimes I wonder why certain search terms (what readers enter into Google or other search engines) lead people to my blog. Looking at my site stats generated by WordPress, most people search for pictures of sexy couples, or some variation of that (hands down, this is the number one topic), how to take a woman on an emotional roller coaster, and dating a younger man. I have to write a separate post on my “younger man” hits, but in the meantime here are two that I’ve already written: Dating A Younger Man – Is It Worth It? and Doctor’s Orders – Date a Younger Man. younger men card And then there are the one-off topics that don’t have much to do with my blog content. I do write about dating a lot, so maybe these things fall somewhere under that umbrella. Check out these search terms and some possible connections:

➢ personal stories of boobs sucking

 I’ve never written about this, but I imagine that boob sucking is quite pleasurable for the giver (and definitely for the receiver!). My blog is pretty much PG-rated, so I won’t explore this topic further, but I wonder what kind of stories this person was looking for. –Stories about the consistency of breast implants? Stories about deflated boobs? Stories about kinky sex? Stories about techniques? Okay, I digress. (If you have any personal stories on this, feel free to comment below. Thanks!)

➢ i think my ex was a red flag

 I’ve written a few posts about dating red flags:

No Stalkers Please: The Date That Never Happened

A Date With Mr. Chin (Almost)

date the hell out of me

➢ man forced to take female hormones free stories

 There was that one time I wrote about a transgender family friend who was going through emotional turmoil. She was taking hormones (and squirting breast milk), but still felt conflict and pain.

➢ tranny romantic emotional lovemaking with girl

 This probably ties in to the last bullet point.

➢ courting couples male and female on ass fuckers

 Any takers on this? What do you think motivated this person to type this in a search engine? I’ve written a few pieces related to courting and courtship, but nothing about anal penetration!

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➢ playful foreplay testicles

 So I did mention testicles (I think) in my first ever erotic piece posted on this blog. Still one of my all-time faves. The piece is about spotting an attractive man, dating him, and experiencing the passionate build-up to the moment he enters you for the first time. (Sigh.)

➢ courting couple hand in panties

 There was that one time I said I woke up with my hands in my panties. (I kind of regretted posting that. The piece was about this very attractive guy I went out with who clearly had emotional problems. That went nowhere.) And here is another piece related to courting and courtship: (What Men Really Want to Know About Women).

➢ pictures of women having more than one baby

Is 40 the New 25? (On Women Having Babies)

Odd how my blog is not generally based on X-rated content, but people who happen to find it are searching for some pretty hot and heavy topics sometimes. Hmm. I guess the internet is wired that way?

I almost forgot. Thanks to ChapterTK for the idea for this post. She wrote a similar one on her blog.

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Did any of these topics resonate with you? Just to recap, we covered: dating a younger man, boob sucking, dating red flags, female hormones, transgender pain, courting and courtship, foreplay and testicles, erotica, and women having babies.

If your search engine entries were public, what would most of them be related to?

Any other comments? Please chime in.



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  1. “Odd how my blog is not generally based on X-rated content, but people who happen to find it are searching for some pretty hot and heavy topics sometimes.”

    What’s that saying? The internet is for porn. I’d like to think it’s for more than that, but looking at search results… I just don’t know. Maybe the big secret is that the internet has very little porn, forcing people to use new and creative search terms in their quest for more porn…… sorry if someone finds your site by searching ‘porn’ because of this comment…..

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    • Thanks for chiming in. The internet is filled with porn though. I’ve searched for unrelated things and had penis pictures pop up. I think creative search terms speak to people’s specific fetishes or odd things people get pleasure from. Well, outside the norm. I had fun writing this post though. Thanks!

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  2. I don’t know how I ended up here. i write a weight loss blog and ended up here. I think it was your burlesque post about body image. However, your blog is captivating!

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  3. Since I’ve started reading your blog, I haven’t yet got any strange search queries. I think that the sexiest google search that found my blog is ‘chicken quesadilla wrap’. How sad is that?

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