When was the last time you went “bat shit” crazy for someone? What did you do? Go into stalker mode? (Not hard to do with social media.) Key someone’s car? Pee on your ex’s personal belongings? Well now that… Read More ›
Breaking Up With Boyfriend
Need You | In the Crates 2012
The fact is – I need you I’m cursed with a propensity to love hard On my list of best things I never had I need you to answer my fucking phone calls It’s so simple, but it’s… Read More ›
The Lowest Rung of Men – Cowards and Bitches
PART I My first instinct was to send her a picture of her husband’s penis, but then I discovered that I deleted those text messages as soon as I received them. I had no use. (Just being honest.) Or pictures… Read More ›
This Bitch
“Who the hell is this bitch he’s talking to every afternoon at 12 o’clock? And yes, I assumed it was a bitch because why the hell would he be calling a male friend every day at the same damn time?… Read More ›
Hindsight Is Better Than 20/20
“You had everything. And when I had you, I kept you. I said let’s get married. Let’s go to the justice of the peace. And you said no.” Conversation with my ex, Michael. Somehow, his sincerity made me tear up…. Read More ›
Seven Things I Miss About My Ex
In August Trippin 2K13, I wrote about several exciting and crazy things that happened that month – one being my ex having a severe stroke. As a follow-up, I haven’t seen him since then, but he called me the other day… Read More ›
August Trippin 2K13
I’ve been having a crazy month of August. It started off in Puerto Rico actually. Six days in a luxury hotel in San Juan – only to arrive at John F. Kennedy airport on Sunday, August 4th and later hit… Read More ›
My Female Persuasion 