It’s no surprise that I met a guy, right? Where else but Times Square, New York City? Of course I was kinda mean mugging because it’s cold as hell. (Weather kicking my ass.) When Clyde approached, my gut told me… Read More ›
Narratives
Still Dating – The Latest Latest
Lately I’ve kept you guys completely out of the loop as far as my dating life. No worries. There haven’t been any fireworks. At all. Here’s a brief rundown. I wrote about Nigel in this piece. Based on my fantasy… Read More ›
Do Me. Tonight. Please.
Eight months without sex is nothing. Sharma’s friend Naomi had been celibate for three years when she met her current beau. And he happened to be a perfect match, both physically and sexually. Naomi is 5’2 and rail thin with… Read More ›
This Bitch
“Who the hell is this bitch he’s talking to every afternoon at 12 o’clock? And yes, I assumed it was a bitch because why the hell would he be calling a male friend every day at the same damn time?… Read More ›
I’m Grateful For My Ex, But No
“You can’t see me because *Joan will think you’re gonna take me away from her. She thinks we gonna get back together.” My ex (“M”) called me yesterday. I wrote about how he had a severe stroke back in August,… Read More ›
Hindsight Is Better Than 20/20
“You had everything. And when I had you, I kept you. I said let’s get married. Let’s go to the justice of the peace. And you said no.” Conversation with my ex, Michael. Somehow, his sincerity made me tear up…. Read More ›
Prince’s Lyrical Language
–Anne Lamott (excerpt from bird by bird). I’ve been in love with language since I was a little girl. I found nothing more pleasurable than getting lost in the characters’ worlds in books -eavesdropping on their conversations. I wrote and illustrated stories,… Read More ›
Should We Entertain Our Exes? (Lunch with M&M)
The funny thing is I don’t remember him being so short. It didn’t matter though because I absolutely adored him. He played soccer, so his thighs were always poppin – just thick, and muscular, and well-formed despite his small frame…. Read More ›
My Female Persuasion 