If I were honest in my expression, when you told me “I miss you. (Kinda)” I would’ve said “you’re an asshole.”
But that would make it too obvious that you were working my damn nerves, so I responded “You’re funny. Anyway, I just got home. I need to run to the grocery store. Goodnight.”
If I were really honest, I would’ve told you that I was hoping you would break me off some with some good, good – but your ass would need to fucking call before we could ever get to that point!
There’s ab-so-fucking-lutely NO reason for me to feel so passionately about this – except that – damn, I’m so turned on (even though I saw a red flag at dinner)!! Rare moment. I won’t out you here. I admire your openness.
Excuse me for venting. You are such a fucking ass. I’m definitely not gonna be honest. Damn jerk.