Do Me Tonight Please! But Only with a Big Oiled Ass

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I can show you better than I can tell you.

Internet trolls, or horny folks trolling for internet porn – are generally in the mood to “get done” while viewing big oiled asses. Right behind that bunch, are conissuiers of stories about men forced to take female hormones and grow breasts. And of course, everyone likes ogling pictures of sexy couples, right?

Before you write me off as a sensationalist, I’ll give you a behind the scenes look at my blog stats, which prove my theory. After that, I’ll give you a bit more color.

These stats show most popular search engine terms that land readers here on My Female Persuasion.

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All time history (4 years)

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Last 365 days

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Last quarter (90 days)

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Last 30 days

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Last 7 days

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If we looked at search terms alone, we would easily conclude this blog is about sexual relations. But no – I blog about dating, relationships, love, lust, the single life, and everything along the spectrum – with a little sexual content mixed in because whether you’re single, married, or some place in between, adult behavior and erotica – or the want of such intimacy – is considered normal. Actually, one of my most popular posts (as far as total comments) explored the idea of choking during sex. To my surprise, most women were in favor of it. Men confessed that they had several encounters where women requested choking.

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This is my hypothesis about which articles lure readers to this blog via search terms in my stats:

》》》》”Do Me. Tonight. Please” – This is the title of a short story I wrote about being on a dinner date fantasizing about a man I met online. His accent and dull personality got in the way (I really just couldn’t understand him), so said fantasy never played out.

Pebblez Da Model

Pebblez Da Model

》》》》”Big oiled asses” – I had the pleasure of interviewing celebrity trainer Mark Jenkins (he’s trained Mary J. Blige, Beyoncé, etc.) about black women and fitness. Advice for the Black Woman – Fitness Q&A with Mark Jenkins is the second most popular post for two years running – behind my homepage, and it holds the record for “best views ever” (198 views in one day). Mark and I touched on the recent butt injection craze given many women of color are facing amputations and even death from unsafe injections and other procedures, mostly on desperate attempts to gain the attention of men. My article featured a now jailed model (see pic above), and I can only guess that hers is the big oiled ass internet trollers are enjoying. According to Mark:

Every woman is beautiful in her own body type. And women need to learn to accept that and accentuate their strengths and minimize their weaknesses.

》》》》”Forced to take female hormones” – I have yet to find out who is forcing men to take female hormones and grow breasts, but this has clearly been a hot topic for the past two years. Is this about sex trafficking? Prostitution? A combination of both? I do know that I wrote a recap post some time ago about internet search terms – titled Boobs, Hormones, Panties & Courtship. Terms included things like “personal stories of boob sucking” and again, “man forced to take female hormones free stories.” I also wrote an article about a transgender woman I know who is on hormone therapy.

And there you have it. Theory proven.

My stats also reveal the most popular day and hour for this blog is Monday at 10am! I almost regret posting this on a Thursday, but what the hey. Given the subject, searchers will find it!

I’m also hoping that “big oiled asses” will still lead readers to my interview with Mark Jenkins, because our discussion was so chock full of important information and advice for women, and the men who love them. Of course I slid a few relationship topics in.

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Do these results surprise you? Or were you already aware of this type of internet trolling? If you’re a blogger, do your statistics show similarly explicit search terms?



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25 replies

  1. Very interesting read, where do you draw your inspiration to write about such taboo subjects?

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    • Thank you! I thought the point of the post was that I write very tame articles, but somehow internet trolls just find me! I appreciate your perspective. I get inspiration from people – things people say, things people do, people’s expectations, my expectations, etc.

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      • I’ve been going through some of your articles and I enjoyed reading them. I know you’ve made a promise to your man that you won’t be blogging about him. I know that somewhere down the line you will do this maybe using a pseudonym :). Can’t wait to read about that experience:).

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        • Thank you for reading! Yes I try not to write about him although he naturally creeps in here and there. Things I write for or about him, I send directly to him, or keep it in my journal! I won’t ever blog about him using a pseudonym unless he agrees. I’ll stop by your blog.

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  2. Your sense of humour is great and comes through soooo well in the post. I’ll be checking out your other ones soon!

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  3. I would have read this post either way because it’s in my reader but the title was just too intriguing to resist. Hahaha great stuff

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  4. Actually, my wife likes to choke me, but unfortunately for me, it’s never in a sexual context. I’m not surprised at the search terms per se, but what surprises me is how they’re associated with your blog. I get mostly ‘encrypted search terms’ and that’s about it. As my blog grows, I’m starting to get more spam, but that’s about as entertaining as it gets there. 😀

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  5. Wow. I’m intrigued. And, now I’m going to follow.

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  6. Y’all will rotfl if you ever find out my blog search terms… lol

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  7. Eek! I’m guilty! I was like “big oiled asses”??? What in the world might that be about. Love your blog by the way.

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