If I were honest in my expression, when you told me “I miss you. (Kinda)” I would’ve said “you’re an asshole.”
But that would make it too obvious that you were working my damn nerves, so I responded “You’re funny. Anyway, I just got home. I need to run to the grocery store. Goodnight.”
If I were really honest, I would’ve told you that I was hoping you would break me off some with some good, good – but your ass would need to fucking call before we could ever get to that point!
There’s ab-so-fucking-lutely NO reason for me to feel so passionately about this – except that – damn, I’m so turned on (even though I saw a red flag at dinner)!! Rare moment. I won’t out you here. I admire your openness.
Excuse me for venting. You are such a fucking ass. I’m definitely not gonna be honest. Damn jerk.
Call me.
My Female Persuasion 
Hahaha I know the feeling.
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^.^ !!!
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I am soooo going through this right now freaking crazy
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Wow!
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This post only leaves me with more questions…. lol
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Long story! Lol. (Definitely some frustration here.)
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Alrighty then.
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I guess you’re angry…(kind of)
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No, I’m not. I thought it was kind of funny when I posted it yesterday. Especially the last line. “Call me.”
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I found it funny. What I liked were the layers of tension & expectation. My comment was supposed to be a play on your opening line (kinda…humous irony…kinda failed lol)
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Ohhh. I had someone tell me yesterday that she would be offended if it were about her, but that it’s funny. Thank you! Sometimes men have no idea they’ve been chosen. 🙂
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When it comes to men having no idea its probably a very safe assumption… & I feel reasonably qualified to say that being both male & short on ideas 😉
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Lol. It IS a safe assumption.
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Have you heard of a performer called Scrobious Pip? Look him up on YouTube I think you might like…kinda 🙂
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…& it might help if I spelt his name correctly…humm… Scroobius Pip
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Got it
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I looked it up. Is that you?
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Me Scroobius…? No sadly not I. Most excellent & insightful poet er SP not me lol
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Oh ok!
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